Once apon a time

I had many varied experiences during my time there and met a lot of interesting people. I learnt to Scuba dive, caught a fish heavier than my own body weight, got chased by a sexually aroused donkey, lost my driving license, broke international sanctions and bought a boat from South Africa, dived with sharks, spent a night in jail, played a lot of golf on the worst golf course in the world, and drank an incredible amount of beer.
The island has a hot sunny climate, and I lived only a few hundred meters from a deserted shell sand beach where green turtles laid their eggs in season. I fished most weeks both from my boat and from the shore. I Scuba dived, played golf, and played football as often as possible, and as I look back 20 years later on it all seems rather idyllic. But it was a rock, a very small rock, where you never really had any true privacy, and in the end 3.5 years was just a little too long. Even so I would like to return one day to see how the place has changed.
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12 Comments:
That sounds like quite a nice life... minus the donkey. I once met a family in the Miami airport that lived in Ascension. They gave me a cool QSL card that I still have somewhere.
It sounds like an interesting time nevertheless. Do expound on the driver's license ;-)
WOW.. interesting. And now you live in Germany? I'm confused :-)
....yes and now living in Germany !! Mr.Haddock you sound like you've had a varied and interesting life. But what we all want to know now is: Why the haddock ? Why the green ?? Why Germany ??
wow haddock that sounds so cool, aroused monkey eh? he he! i want to go there too
Consider where you are living now, and where you were living then. I'll take the island.
How is the employment situation on Ascension Island?
K - It was a nice place. Safe and quiet, the ideal place to bring úp a family.
Lisa - I'll do a post soon on the Green Haddock
:)
Karen - I should do a post on how I aquired a drivers licence and subsequenly lost it a few months later!
Lillian - I guess now as a family man I would like to go back, but as a young single chap I started to go a bit stir crazy after a while :)
Leons Life - Why Germany? - I heard the beer was good! :)
Lydia - They have opened up the island to tourism now. It used to be a closed island, but I beleive it's still very expensive to get there. You have to fly with the RAF :)
Just another - I guess I would take the island nowadays (no bloody snow!). As for employment oportunties there are not that many, but they do occur from time to time.
So, was it a monkey or a donkey?
Rory - It was a donkey. I was riding a bike at the time. I kept my ass firmly on the seat and pedalled like hell! :)
any blog entry containing the phrase "sexually aroused donkey" has got to be good! lol
Bob - I think if the Donkey had caught me it would have been more than a crush! :)
Eurotrippen - It should attract some interesting search engine traffic.
You were obviously not married then ;-) Looks like you had a lot of time off, too! Must have been fun years!
The donkey experience reminded me of a short video clip I once saw where a man pulled his pants down in a field to relieve himself of a urgent need and was surprised by a "hot" donkey. Imagine trying to escape with your pants down to your ankles!
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