Last night Mrs Haddock and I went out for a meal to Der Heisse Tisch (The Hot Table). The restaurant has round tables that have a hot plate in the center. Meat, vegetables & spices are brought to the table and cooked in the middle. Menu consists of starter, main course, cheese, and crepe for dessert.

The service was very friendly, and once the server/cook realised I was English, she started to practice her English with us. It was all very funny.

For dessert was cherry crepe, and she wanted to make it special for us, so she proudly announced "For you, I now make a special crap!" - My bladder nearly emptied!

Language is a wonderful thing.